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 Q-Bert QFO Thud Rumble Tour 11/12/2003 London

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Q-Bert QFO Thud Rumble TourWell after navigating the fumbling security guards who were clearly stressing about the amount of non tickets heads turning up, I finally managed to get inside the venue, this being the Mean Fiddler London CXR. One thing I always hate about this venue is the staff, the bouncers have a chip butty on each shoulder and the coat hanging staff sucks harder than Common's last LP. Anyway, the main greeting was DJ Centaro (correct me if I’m wrong) from Japan. He was killing it, starting of with an old school hip-hop set; he juggled his way into a drum and bass frenzy.

Although some people see drum and bass as "speed hip-hop" this bloke broke it down in way that made people wonder if he's going to "out do" the long awaited Qbert Set. Centaro was a true juggle demon, people were amazed that he was able to catch the beats properly without sounding sloppy, and when it seemed he had nothing to do, he just turned the bass off and added a transform style bass tone.

But without further a do it was time for Q-Bert............

Before he came to stage they played a few tracks on what must have been a CD player and started dismantling the decks? Yes, I know this was the QFO tour but some how I just expected him to be using two of them. It has been labelled first instrument ever made for skratching!!" and apparently only going to have 500 of them made. For those who don’t know (you better act. . .) the QFO turntable is basically a portable turntable; it features three built in faders on the deck and hopefully a mp3 slot to loop your break, or at least a headphone input for your walkman. One of the first people to have tried the QFO posted up in Qbert’s forum.

Q-Bert QFO Thud Rumble Tour“I feel honoured to be the first Japanese ever to touch the QFO. The shit is sick!! When I saw the photo at the beginning, I was like, how are we going to cut with the faders that close? But it wasn't as hard as I thought. I’m surprised of the fact that the needle doesn't skip however you hold it. You can tilt the QFO at like 45 degrees and still the tone arm doesn't drop. I’m definitely going to get one...”

From what I have heard there are a lot of pissed of Dj’s that are probably never going to be able to own one and are pleading with Vestax to produce more of them. It looks like the only turntablists that are going to be happy this Christmas are anyone down with Qbert and a few rich kids. If any more news on this turntable breaks out, be sure UKHH will be the first to let you know.

After me speaking to a Japanese PR guy from Stanton at the critical beat-down comp he said that when he saw Qbert road testing it they did find a few technical difficulties. Apparently it’s overheating quite a lot (not surprised if Q’s using it) so it’s been put back to be released next summer.


Anyway, well after clearing the stage they just put down one QFO on a stool and Qbert appeared clutching no more than 5 records. Typically in a Qbert style of humor he was rocking the most fake looking gold rope chains I have ever seen but as usual Qbert was on-form.

He introduced the deck and its features (was almost one step away form being a bit PR) then he began his set. Now even thought there’s a great cloud hanging over most the features of the QFO some how Qbert was able to trigger beats from underneath the unit. Swapping from different scratch beats he showed us that this turntable is as good or if not better than the competitors range and is also in a league of its own. .

Q-Bert QFO Thud Rumble TourQbert flexed his matrix style scratch skills for just under an hour. He even did a ten minuet set with no fader. I would say about 90% of the crowds jaw dropped when he pitched up the end of the set with a fast as fuck scratch routine that I can only describe as epileptic. It’s always difficult in a review to describe people cutting ability so for a prime example of what I’m talking about check out this highly unauthorized film of the night. Real (Small) | WMA (Bigger)

For more on Qbert and the tour you can visit his site at www.djqbert.com

Later


- chris@boredbboy.com

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