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MC Pitman Interview
interview
0095 added 24.03.02 words
Riz
Many of you have heard of this guy and many have not. Well UKHH.com, known for brining you the best in UK Hip Hop, once again excel our selves by bringing you an exclusive interview with the Pitman. In order to do this I had to climb a fence, run across a barren waste land and don a hard hat! You think it's a joke? Do you know how hard it is to find a canary that's up for going down t'pit? Its hard let me tell you. Ah the life of UK Hip Hop, down the shaft I go to bring you an exclusive, just as well I cant afford expensive clothes!
Pitman, you seemed to have come from nowhere! Is it really that bad down the pits?
Yeah, it's bad, I was waiting for the level of shite-ness to get to the right point, before I made my
appearance. So you'll here from me from time to time.
How did you manage to stay down the pits after the closures?
Because me mam had a bit of cash, we all put in together and bought a pit on the cheap,
no one wanted the land. I got a tip off from Arthur (Scargill) it had good acoustics to make beats, ya get me?
You seem to have a dislike for a lot of people, why is that?
I just generally hate humans.
Is it true that Jamie Oliver jumped into your mineshaft when you weren't looking and tried to cook you dinner?
If that were the case I'd of fuckin kicked the twats head in. I've got plenty of beans down here mate, I don't need a tosser like that fools!
Is it true that Arthur Scargill was once your DJ?
No that's false. He tried to be a reggae singer, but he was shit. I used to throw smokeless coal at his face.
If you had the choice between biscuits and a battered Sausage, what would you go for?
Biscuits mate. Ya can't dip ya sausage in ya tea, can ya.
Is it true Jimmy Saville tried to sue you for having the same hair cut?
No. That was a while ago, I've been down here that long now my hairs gone black. But jimmy rings me once a month on the downlow.
Who do you hate most, Craig David or Jamie Oliver?
Jamie Oliver. Craig David can't help looking a twat. But Jamie Oliver is the ultimate twat. Look in the dictionary under twat, and you'll see his wanky face next to it.
Did you watch Pop Idol and do you think the best person won?
I watched some of it. Isn't the winner a big Barrymore fan? I've heard on the side, on G G Gareth's CD, he's doing a cover version of Paul
Hardcastle's "19".
Hip Hop or the death of crap Sainsbury's adverts?
Hip Hop fools. I don't get to see that much TV. I'm always down here mate. I've burnt down a few
Sainsbury's though, because of the ads.
What are you rocking in your walkman right now?
This new MC, he's called the Boulevard's and he talks about shit pirate material and putting in his ariel, up his arse. Ya get me mate.
Who was on the phone to you in "Phone Pitman?"
It was this tosser who kept phoning me up trying to get in the game, but he was shit. I haven't got time for wack bastards.
What's better, a packet of Cost Cutter biscuits or a Garage Emcee falling off the stage and breaking both legs?
A garage MC falling off the stage, because then you can kick him in the bollacks and make him sound like a girl.
When can we expect more from Pitman?
This my friends is just the beginning.
Shout outs?
Big shouts to all my pitmen out there. Keep it proper. Ya get me. Thanks
Riz
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