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Title: Freshest on the Mic (Remix)
Artist: Unanimous
Label: Ruf Label
Year: 1996
Album: Ruf Diamonds Vol. 1 (Label compilation)
Last Modified: 23rd December 2001
Transcribed by: Mark Murray
Contact:
mark@cowcud.demon.co.uk
Corrections: BSE
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Chorus

[KRS sample]

"I'm the freshest thing on the mic...
"I'm the freshest thing on the mic...don't mess with me"
"I'm the freshest thing on the mic...
"I'm the freshest thing on the mic...don't mess with me"

Verse 1

Ahhh, kunkajanka (?)
I got flows that hitcha, but I'm not Rutger Hauer
Styles I develop like a picture
Brothers call me Chic 'cause I freak out
Hardcore rappers, you don't have to pull your dick out
Just chill out, hip-hop reigns on my single
If you wanna hear House I suggest you play Bingo
Like Ringo Starr I'm a brother goin' far (Yeah)
Everybody knows I be rushin' opposition like a Czar
Skills are Professional like Bodie (wah-wah-wah-wowww)
All the bitches wanna know me
'cause our beats are gettin' fatter
Appealin' to the rap, soul and ragga
I'm rockin' more hits than Mick Jagger so...

[KRS: "I'm the freshest thing on the mic, don't mess with me"]

Verse 2

Everybody on the scene couldn't wait
to hear the new Unanimous flavour, we're kickin' down the gate 
with a force so strong you would think I was a ninja
Words are dancin' over melodies like Fred Astaire or Ginger Rogers
I'm out to get the fame and loot
The way I rap is pussy 'cause when you feel it you wanna shoot (Uh!)
Terror in the eyes of challengers amuse me
The crews be jealous 'cause my syllables be flowin'
like the booze be flowin' from the Queen Vic
The most beautifullest thing in this world is my dick
When I produce a new lick it's gettin' harder
than cheese or margarine that's spent 20 years in the larder

Repeat chorus x2

Verse 3

Mics are gettin' ros(?), now I'm peakin' like China
A rhymer known for gettin' down but I won't be doin' 69ers
Tell your rapper he's a wussy, when I see him like Zanussi
he'll get the middle finger 'cause he's pussy
Collectin' my props as I kick flow
From Thornton Heath to Jupiter, hittin' ya like R. Bowe
Riddick, my best fan used to be a critic
So if you think of dissin' me
act like my ex- and forget it
Fresher than funk from ya poo, man
You can tell your mom I drop bombs that Saddam could never do, man
Yeah I-ran and I-raq when I flex freaky flavours over any rugged track

[KRS: "I'm the freshest thing on the mic, don't mess with me"]

Verse 4

Fe-fi-fo-fum, I smell a bomb
so I switch on the drum
Gotta see a hoe hum to my lyraculous style
It's miraculous, wild, crazy
MC's, if you had 2 Technics SL-1200 you still couldn't phase me
Like Chuck Imma raise the roof
I'm bringin' more pain than tooth decay
My fatness is breakin' the scales
In one second flat an orgasm on the DAT
is what you'll be gettin' from the Unanimous lab
Fatter than Russell Grant flab, hittin' like an Ali jab
Fresher than your grandmother's fried chicken recipe
I'm the freshest thing on the mic, don't mess with me

Repeat chorus til fade

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