 Spoon
You can't pronounce his surname and he listens to weak shit
yall! On the weekend his name is Mandy...
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BSE
(ukseen.com)
Is a scrub, and he collects second hand sanitary towels. Hes not getting a haircut neither... |
Smiffy
World champion 50cc super deformed formula one bus driver, and thats no small nuts buddy-pal... |
Mark Murray
(RIP)
He plays marbles with a gibbon's buttocks and his brother went to gaol for rapeing a bar stool or whatever... |
Flat 4
Hes 74 and he looks like the bloke out of Simply Red. He drinks mad red wine... |
Hobbit
(RIP)
He lives in a hole, not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell: it is a hobbit-hole, and that means comfort... |
QED
Expect to see this cats trenchcoat in the vicinity - ukhh's own bloodhound knows the
goodshit... |
Swedger
(RIP)
This fine example of HipHopicus Badass Erectus proves that you CAN phatten a thoroughbred........ |
Sumo Kaplunk
This regular
contributor to HHC is actually articulate, and he denies all knowledge that he's Glock or Steal. |
Dr Crobe
(RIP)
Is an international merchant goat-herder, really deep in the human friendly chimpanzee body parts trade... |
HennaCee
Our latest recruit has been drafted in to calm down those rapping bitches on our battle board and to beat them all... |
Dave the High Priest
(RIP)
He was sacked from the church for smoking too much weed, and appeared in "The Rectors wife"... |
Lady
Cook
Double agent recently deported from Japan for writing lyrics on her feet n' between some manicured toes which werent hers... | DJ Precision
(RIP)
This
scratch-a-holic Wolf can perform on 10 decks whilst eating
Pepperami... |
2-Hip
He got raped by inbred farmers and spliced with a sheep, so he's got a woolly white afro... |
Koaste
(RIP)
He writes rhymes where all the lines finish with the same word, which is Orangutan... |
Panos |
E.T. (RIP)
She eats Reeces Pieces and she has a big green head, but wait, theres more... |
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Blokey
(RIP)
Two kippers for brekkie makes this head rise to veteran status... |
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Karnage (RIP)
Internationally known scrap metal dealer who recently diversified into submarine buoyancy research - just salvaging the hiphop form... |
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Kobi (RIP)
Hot steppin around ancient Londinium left this new writer with sore thumbs... |
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Riz (RIP)
Another recruit from North Of The Border, Riz has his own Message to tell you about |
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Eddie
Venom (RIP)
This Kermit style alter-ego knows how to fly in the face of criticism. French people still want his legs in sauce. |
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Rachie-C (RIP)
She qualified with a MSc in Westwood Styleee, straight from the big dawg Vivien. |
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Spyce (RIP)
We thought this was Madhur Jaffrey - we was wrong -
he's got more style on the stove - hot to def son. |
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Ghost (RIP)
This hiphop soldier shows how to keep it real while wearing clean sheets over his head. |
