BSE Is a scrub, and he collects second hand sanitary towels. Hes not getting a haircut neither... Dr Crobe He might be disguised as an international merchant goat-herder, but he's really deep in the highly compatible chimpanzee body parts trade. Dan He packs a gateau and guzzles 40' of lard on the regular. Is he certified? He is certified nope... Dave the high priest He was sacked from the church for smoking too much weed, and appeared in "The Rectors wife"... E.T She eats Reeces Pieces and she has a big green head, but wait, theres more... Flat 4 Hes 74 and he looks like the bloke out of Simply Red. He drinks mad red wine... Hobbit He lives in a hole, not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell: it is a hobbit-hole, and that means comfort... Koaste He writes rhymes where all the lines finish with the same word, which is Orangutang... Mark Murray He plays marbles with a gibbon's buttocks and his brother went to gaol for rapeing a bar stool or whatever... S to the M I double F why? World champion 50cc super deformed formula one bus driver, and thats no small nuts buddy-pal... Spoon You can't pronounce his surname and he listens to weak shit yall! On the weekend his name is Mandy... BSE Repping Krapy Rubsnif and Hackney for 99 Yes kiddies... I'm BSE, I was born in 1981 so I'm not too old to remember the new stuff yet. I don't have any hair, and I haven't bought a new pair of jeans for ages. I do like a bit of that marmite. I used to run a website called BSE Hip Hop at http://www.bseuk.com, but it is now deaded in order to bring you this all new and wonderbra site. Been doing the sad hip hop website bit for a while now so you could say I'm a vet. So why aren't I on TV? Yo Aceyalone do you know do you know? Well here you go, you can look at a list of my favourite records or a list of my current favourite confectionaries and even a list of some of the greatest Piano loops to have appeared in hip hop choones. What d'you say to that then? I will have my regular column "You know what right?" up soon so check back for that. Hope you find this site enriching and a wholesome. BSE You can Email Me which is nice. alt="you talkin to me? cos I don't see anybody else in this room"